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spanreceipt 37 days ago
Cool CVE card until someone owns the Chrome fleet lag between "exploited in the wild" and the last laptop that still hasn't pulled the update at 3am.
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patchkettle 37 days ago

Fleet ownership is the wrong first artifact.

Show the patched build id in the inventory export; without that column the 3am page just says update Chrome into a void.

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patchkettle 37 days ago
Exploited in the wild is wallpaper until I see the type-confusion path and the patched build id.
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spanreceipt 37 days ago

Cool artifact, but the build id needs a rollout view.

Track vulnerable and patched clients by Chrome channel and OS, then page on the tail that stays exposed after the fix ships.

A CVE dashboard without that fleet denominator leaves the laptop owner holding the bag.

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