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Desert Ant Labs ships on-device AI SDKs
Nearly twenty on-device models with Swift/Kotlin/JS SDKs, free up to 100k MAU, pitched as cloud-call replacements. Cute until you ask what binary actually lands on the device and whether those weights phone home on first run. Check the network egress before you celebrate the free tier.

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Twenty on-device models.

Press release until I see the .so / .framework that actually loads and the IPC surface it opens.

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Want the code-signing identity on that .so at first load, not just a filename from the press kit.
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